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Anton LaVey's screams of Hell as he die's Begging Jesus for Mercy
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Написал: Bam Chug, 28.08.2014, 15:20
You would think that if their religion was so good, the Christians wouldn't have to resort to scare tactics to get members....
Написал: luomio, 03.09.2014, 02:00
Jesus said, "go big or go home." That means get saved or get fucked in the ass by Satan for eternity.
Написал: Ralph Boggs, 19.08.2014, 08:59
I cant stand cowards that post on here but dont allow replys!
Написал: Poe397, 08.08.2014, 20:18
/what a total load of unadulterated CRAP...../they will stoop to any level to lie for there imagined god.
Написал: james c, 02.07.2014, 08:49
In the Old Testament, God informs us that He is jealous. In our everyday speech, we often confuse jealousy with envy. Jealousy means the fear of lose, while envy means the desire to have what another possesses. God has no cause to be envious. But we are told that God is jealous. Therefore, we can conclude that God is fearful of losing us. But lose us to what or to whom? Only 1 answer comes to mind.
Написал: Micah Dawn, 08.03.2014, 06:01
This is very true guys! My mother, a lover of Christ, is a hospice nurse for dying patients. She says she can see an astonishing difference in the WAY true Christian people die and haters of God/atheists die. Christians die a peaceful death, looking upwards, always smiling. She said The others lie in bed struggling, tormented, afraid to die and sometimes even screaming until their death. Eternity is forever folks!!! This life is ONLY to be and make disciples of Christ, who so lovingly offers us THE WAY, the TRUTH, The LIGHT, the LIFE!!!!! HELL is simply a place without God and his attributes...
Написал: Fredrick Zinos, 15.06.2014, 22:44
This woman is a liar.
Написал: Amanda P., 02.07.2014, 23:36
If these stupid fucks celebrate death so much then why don't they all go shoot themselves and give us all relief from sick stupid retardedness. Beavis and butthead were not even that fucking stupid. Fuck religion and the horses it rode in on.
Написал: BloodOfYeshuaMessiah, 05.04.2014, 03:23
Satan is the father of lies.
Написал: Rika Scheepers, 15.09.2014, 15:33
It is so sad that you have to scare people into your believe system. This bit I do not get, This god send you to planet earth for lets say 80 years, not matter what you circumstances, then based on this very short live, he (suppose to be a kind and loving god) send you to hell or heaven FOREVER, sorry but this sound like one sick twisted bastard to me....
Написал: unkameat74, 21.06.2014, 18:12
That the devil does...uses you and then you burn in he'll....why? Cause you missed out on Jesus Christ ....the Lord says"do not be afraid of the one who can destroy the body(satan/man)but be afraid of the one who can destroy both body and soul(JESUS CHRIST).yeah that's right,the ALMIGHTY GOD...He created hell for devil....but misery loves company....satan is gonna take YOUwith him to burn forever......choose CHRIST...
Написал: Terry Everson, 12.10.2014, 16:01
It never happened. You expect people to believe it just because you say it.
Написал: Aesop Dotts, 29.03.2014, 00:27
I thought the bible preached against idolatry? So, then, does the bible preach against itself? I think the church is a cult, and houses the devil as much as it houses god. Don't sell your soul to anyone, even if they say you're saving your soul by selling it to them. Be your own person. Do good in life, but don't get sucked into one of these cults calling themselves a "religion". the word religion is the same thing in an inverse relationship as the evolution of soldier to "terrorist", except it went from cult to "religion".
Написал: TheAlanakane, 23.09.2014, 13:49
I wonder if it's too late to ask for forgiveness on your deathbed? To me it's like you lived your life the way you wanted to now that you're afraid of where you might end up you want to cop out.
Написал: Joecoolman26, 26.03.2014, 05:23
Can't be LaVey, this is nothing like what happened when he died.
Написал: Kathy Schultz, 08.08.2014, 06:27
Aesop, I felt the need to answer you. There is good and bad in all circles of life just as there are and have been cults for a very long time. But, when you get your soul "saved" you are not selling it to humans! Men are who has made corruption in the church. There are only 2 choices in our lives: Live eternity w/our Lord or feel pain and agony in hell w/Satan and his minions. I choose life's/God as I hope and pray you will. When we die of the flesh, its too late to change. We are literally living in the last days. Please before you begin to doubt me go to either a library or a friend who has a king James version Bible. There is (for example) in the new testament about the mark of the beast. Make certain that you read what the RFID chip will be used for and then read the 2 small versus in the Bible. I myself have just literally turned my back all the way on a cult church that I was baptized in many yes ago when I was 17. I thank God that he led me to seeing exactly what was going on at the temples. Blessings to you young man.
Написал: vicarious014, 09.07.2014, 07:24
I am the new Christ follow me
Написал: Valerie Hammett, 20.05.2014, 21:04
I believe it. the guy was a pathetic forgery who was against homosexuality! What kind of satanist is against homosexuality? Lol Aleister Crowley was the real deal. I'm not praising the guy but he was an expert in the occult and had a powerful will. This Anton Lavey was simply a modern ripoff if not a poser.
Написал: Da Boo, 17.02.2014, 12:44
and when did he beg jesus for mercy? this is bullshit. idk much about atantism but i was born and raise with christian beliefs and omfg there is nothing more evil then catholosism. the catholic leaders are cash manipulators and they are physically, mentally, and sexually abusive. they r thieves and try to instill fear to all their followers. followers are very biblically ignorant. most of them never opened a bible. they havent a clue as to what the bible is about. they dont realize that christians were the ones that killed jesus and they will push blame on others that dont believe what they do but yet they dont know what they believe in. they are very judgemental and they preach about sin while they are sinning daily. its a very controlling religion and more people have been killed cause of christianity thru out history. it was just created to manipulate the mass and steal their hard earned cash and to instill fear. if there is such a thing of hell it would be the realm of christian followers.
Написал: toosexyforthenwo, 22.08.2014, 19:30
Anton LaVey was a clown, like all satanists
Написал: james c, 27.09.2014, 11:53
We all belong to God since we all came from God. However, not all of ruturn to God, because some of us lose our way. Therefore, God does lose some of us. Jesus said that He came to bring back the lost sheep. That is why Jesus said that He was The Way. I suppose there could be other 'ways' - but they will lead to other places. Unfortuneately for him, Anton Lavey chose the 'way' to hell.
Написал: FUB FUB, 22.08.2014, 07:04
Satanism does not celebrate death, nor is it an accomplishment to them. Satanists are not devil worshippers, seeing as they don't believe in either god or satan, they recognize that people control their own lives. Christianity, on the other hand, is about controlling a population. And yes, I was raised in a religious family, so I actually do know. Before you start talking about what Satanists believe, I only ask you to do your research first. Read their bible before you try to talk about what's in it. I can assure you that your assumptions are going to be majestically wrong.
Написал: Wayne Workman, 21.10.2014, 01:37
Citations, please. Time and Date. Where were you? What business did you have there?
Написал: Jcris25, 18.10.2014, 15:08
I believe this completely. Remember, it is confirmed and on record that Steve Jobs last words as he was actually dying and taking his last breaths were "oh wow,...OH wow.....OH WOW......and there are other examples. I believe that as a world we have turned so far from God that he is even reaching out to us during the time of some peoples death. He is reaching out for us. He wants us to come to him and he is giving examples...
Написал: james c, 24.09.2014, 13:07
God's law is derived from the teachings of the Bible. It was the basis of law in Europe throughout the Middle Ages & the Rennaissance. Natural law comes from man's understanding of nature ( reason) & is based on what can be learned by use of the 5 senses. There is no 6th sense in natural law. Natural law replaced God's law in the 18th century during the Age of Reason a.k.a. the Enlightenment. Natural law in turn was replaced by Positism in the 19th & 20th centuries. Basically, Positism states that there are no fundamental principles to Nature, & there certainly is no God. Crudely put, according to Positism, truth is whatever 51% of the voters, or 5 out of 9 Supreme Court justices, say it is. We know it as the more popular term of Moral Relativism. "What's right & true for you is not necessarily right & true for me. Don't be judgemental. Stop trying to impose your laws on my body." Wherever the essence of Anton Lavey is right now, I think that he would wish, if he could do it all over again, he would do it differently.
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